Singapore Hash House Harriets News Letter

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1 The Harriets Committee Members Grand Mistress Kara Musselman Goes Down Easy Hareline Thricey Leow Dick Thricey Hash Brew Jenny Lim Suzie Wong On Sec Chris Newling Wet n Wild onsec@singaporeharriets.com Asst On Sec Rose Rahman Ayam Kampong Hash Cash Melanie Smith Zipp hashcash@singaporeharriets.com Asst Hash Cash Kamela Chellam Sybil asstcash@singaporeharriets.com Haberdash Junita James Dances with Kerbs Committee Gabriel Hyde Sweet Thighs Committee Lenie Quinova The Boxer Run Report # July 2015 Hares: The Boxer & Penile Extension Run Site: Car Park behind Motorola at Ang Mo Kio Street 64 On On: Yong Heng Restaurant Next Run Run: 2201 When: Wednesday August 5 th What time does a 6 o clock run start? Where: Registry of Marriages Carpark, Canning Rise, Fort Canning. Nearest transport Dhoby Gaut MRT Hares: Sybil, Dances with Kerbs, Zipp & Gypsy On On: On site Map: The Run: Good run, good Virgin trail (some) but only coz a Virgin is in front of Harriets the whole trail ;) Why didn t we name him Virgin Frontal? GM Goes Down Easy is back, yay! Virgin: Aaron Guests, Visitors & Returnees: Smell Me 1 : Address: 24 Cactus Drive, #08-04, Singapore

2 Kannot Finnish, Totally Wet, Dead Fish, Fishing with Sheep, Big Head Lipstick: Virgin Aaron, Ditch, Fishing with Sheep Tits: Sweet Thighs called in Smell Me thanking her for contributing to haberdash, bought a $15 fancy mini skirt & yet said not short enough wants super short > she s sexy enough to deserve the Tits (goes well with the mini skirt hehe ) Dick: Ditch called in Gypsy & Dead Fish > DF deserves it as ignoring all the callings at checks etc AOB: GM thanking those committees who filled her in during her absence, down down to Jackoff, Dick Thricey & Wet & Wild Suzie Wong during GM s absence.. she picked up an envelope on the ground last week containing membership form etc so who is the culprit? In&Out used to work for a company that did spelt flooring > now the concrete grounds. So guess who s with the fuck me shoes? Who is responsible for destroying the pavements? GM in! FCB asking GM why after being away for 6 weeks without her partner & upon return only had a night. What happen to all the excitement supposedly awaits her but unfortunately, F*ng Easy had to go Shanghai so where is the sex bell? What is it doing with him in Shanghai? 2 : Address: 24 Cactus Drive, #08-04, Singapore

3 Tiger Lily was amazed to see Dick Thricey s determination to get into a nice pair of small shorts with back zipper although AK & TL warned that it will not fit in except for boxer. True enough so down down to the weight watcher.. Sweet Thighs is not only amused by Tiger Lily s famous fast running that usually missed markings or getting lost but also blind on facebook too as spelling Gabby s name as a wrong gender, Gabriel. Here s to blind hasher.. How long has In&Out been a member in Harriets? Well GM noticed a cheque was bounced coz he wrote to Ladies Singapore Hash House Harriets instead. Here s to the male blonde. The reason our GM was away for 6 weeks in the States coz she had to shop for some of us. Braggs apple cider vinegar for Ayam Kampong, some stuff from Michaels for Sweet Thighs, poker huntas sexy costume for Dick Thricey and a toy for Hooray (lets see the real thing when he returns to the hash next)..thanks much GM Another farewell drink to Kannot Finnish think he is really going this time Sybil is not impressed with those who hv done 10-20km runs anymore as she s done & seen them all. However, she s more amazed with Gypsy & Zipp who just came back from diving with the sharks in South Africa On On On..to great Yong Heng Restaurant which could be the last as government has a plan with that area. Scribed by Ayam Kampong 3 : Address: 24 Cactus Drive, #08-04, Singapore

4 Subscription Payments (Changed!!!) 1. Direct transfer to Harriets Bank Account using Internet Banking. If you do this, please when you have paid. Account: Bank: Malayan Banking Berhad (Tampines( Account Number: Bank code 7302 Branch code Pay Assistant Hash Cash by Cash or Check at a run. Subs are $110 per quarter for Ladies and $140 for Men. Harriet s Web Site Reminder that Harriet s members (including Associates) are entitled to a logon to the web site. With a log-on, you are able to: View and update personal details, such as address, phone numbers, shirt size, and preferred address. View your run count, run transcript, and runs hared transcript. Claim a run from the Hareline that is, for runs that do not yet have hares, agree to set the run. For runs you have claimed: o Update your co-hares from the members list or add guest hares. o Edit the run and on-on location, special occasion and other notes. o Update the map with the run and on-on location so it automatically shows up on the web site. All you need to do is ask Sneaky Comer by or at a run. More details are available at National Parks 4 : Address: 24 Cactus Drive, #08-04, Singapore

5 A permit is required to run in any National Park, as well as certain conditions being met. If unsure, contact Wet & Wild or Yogi Bear & Boo Boo. We believe that National Parks will be deleted from the above statement in the near future. It will read A permit is required to run and have fun. National Parks Hares must give at least 4 weeks notice to the GM s if intending to set a run in a Nature Reserve. The GM will advise the procedure to get permission from National Parks. (To be revised once procedure is complete). Only toilet paper is allowed at the Nature Reserves. Flour and chalk are not to be used under any circumstances. Paper should be laid conservatively and inconspicuously to the general public. Hares are responsible to clear up the paper by the next day or the sweeper is to clear up the trail. (This is to be done irrespective of where the run is laid). Stick to the existing tracks (i.e. those clearly marked by the Npark) if you are laying runs in the Nature Reserves. Strictly NO CHOPPING of plants in the Nature Reserves. No Creating or cutting a new path in the Nature Reserves. No arrows to be drawn on the roads or anywhere else in the nature Reserves. Hares are accountable for their runs and if in the event a fine is imposed the hares will have to bear the cost. These fines are significant. (Up to $500). Repeat offences will lead to even heavier fines and result in that Hash Chapter being banned from running in Nature Reserves for 6 months. Outside the Nature Reserves, use flour only on the ground and not on tree trunks. Labrador park, SungeiBuloh, Kent Ridge Park and Mount Faberare also managed by the Nparks, so be mindful when setting runs there. Maps of the Central Catchment area are appended below. Nparks now have a contact for each Hash Chapter in Singapore (in most cases the GM) and will call up any chapter that breaches any of these rules and will ban the Chapter till the matter is resolved. A warning will also be issued to the chapter.a fine will be imposed if a second breach is committed. The hares will have to bear the cost of the fine. Hares will need to think even more carefully about their run sites and trails. Hares will need to plan their run well in advance.sweepers will become increasingly important for making sure all runners return safely and for picking up the paper. Late comers to a run may find that there is no trail left to follow as the sweeper will have picked it up.these guidelines have been agreed on by all Hash Chapters in Singapore 5 : Address: 24 Cactus Drive, #08-04, Singapore

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