BRISBANE NORTHSIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

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1 BRISBANE NORTHSIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS Website: HASH TRASH It is a truth universally acknowledged that the hash trash never lies. What you are about to read either has happened, is happening now, or will happen at some time in the future. Or nearly, anyway. GRAND MISTRESS Aspley ASSISTANT RA Petrie Flower RELIGIOUS ADVISER Kallangur Chunda HASH HABERDASH Beachmere Cheesecake Kuntry Girl HASH CASH Chermside To From & HASH TRASH/NERD Murrumba Downs Pounda HARE RAISER Sandgate Smooth Ride HASH ELDER Chermside To & From HASH BOOZE Indooroopilly Tail SONG MISTRESS Aspley Flower HASH FLASH Murrumba Downs Beat-a- Root Your committee are located throughout the northern suburbs. We are more than happy to take delivery of, or collect, the plates and cutlery if the holder can t make it to the next run. RUN NO: 2084 DATE: 28/5/2018 HARE: Simpleton LOCATION: Stafford Heights There s a reason they callit Stafford Heights. There are a lot of heights. Considering that we had a few Hashers away at Inter Hash and the rainwas hanging around as well, we still had a good sized but enthusiastic group of hashers gather at Simpletons house at Stafford Heights for what promised to be a good run and we were not disapointed. At 6.30pm, Simpleton gathered everyone out to the driveway and gave the instructions and we were off to terrorize the streets of Stafford Heights. It was straight into it with a decent uphill just to get out of the street and it didn t stop for the rest of the night. Eventually everyone made it back safe and sound. Hash Cash To & From called the run count and then the acting GM Cheesecake called the circle and called the hare Simpleton and his offsider Chucky to the face the music.

2 The Run Report as told by FIGJAM: FIGJAM said that it was about a 6km run not counting the false trails which turned it into about 12km, marked by a person between Quade Cooper and Dan Carter. If you don t know who he is, that s an asshole. Other than that, it was well marked, ahh no it wasn t. Score: 5/10 The Walk Report as told by Heart Starter: Heart Starter said that there wasn t much in the way of markings and led by a semi-competent Hare. Chucky said that he only found out about an hour before the walk that he was to be a live Hare, but that is no excuse. Score: 2.5/15 The Letterbox Walk Report as told by Mammary Stick: Mammary Stick said that it was sensational. Score: 7.5/10 The Security Report as told by Reg the Dog: Reg the Dog said woof, woof, woof. Total score of 15/35 They ought to be publicly pissed on. HASH RELIGIOUS ARTICLES Large Appendage: Ned had this and awarded it to FIGJAM. Ned said that he was glad that FIGJAM spoke up as he was nearly going to take it home again but decided to give it to the first Hasher that spoke up with a term of endearment towards him. In other words, the first Hasher that put shit on him. He s special, he s special, he s really fucking dumb. Small Appendage: This was missing in action with Jake The Peg. Scrubber Shirt: Heart Starter had this and awarded it to Mammary Stick for going out in sympathy with Ned. She has a sore finger (see photo below). Take it your hand Mrs Murphy. Brush (Vagina): This was missing in action with Pizza in Fiji. Spit the Dummy Award (New or returning award): This was missing in action with Sheep Thrills. Paddle (Penis Sizer): Thunderbox has this and is still seeing if he measures up. Milestone Runs: - Nil Returnees: - Nil Visitors/Virgins: - Nil Birthdays: Nil

3 CHARGES: Chunda had a charge for Simpleton for having the worst false trails ever. He ought to be publicly pissed on. Simpleton had a charge for Chucky. For being a hare and not following trail. Here s to fellow hasher. Hash Name: No hash name explained this week. ANNOUNCEMENTS: Cheesie s Challenge is on the 10 th June 18. A bit of a bike ride with a few hills and a mountain, followed by some pies back at Cheesecake s place. There will be a soft-cocks version for those that can t or don t want to ride up hills or too far. See Cheesecake for further details. Hash Relay (last one ever) coming up in August. Please see Heart Starter for details. If you require any Hash Haberdashery for the next five weeks, please see Beat-a-Root as Kuntry Girl will be away. Noosa Hash 2000 th run 15 th 17 th June at Lake McDonald. BNH3 Website - All photos have now been removed and if you want a copy please see Pounda. NEXT WEEKS S RUN #2085 Flower 7 Grevillea St, Bridgeman Downs. PHOTOS

4 The Evidence Our Hares Chucky and Simpleton. FIGJAM looking pleased with the big prick. Mammary Stick and her injured pinkie.

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