The Funny Bone. May Events. Have a Question About Your Car? Is an A/C Recharge a Normal Annual Maintenance Item? We KNEW Duct Tape Could Do Anything!

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Keeping Your Mind in Tip-Top Shape Not Just Your Car!

The Funny Bone A guy drives by a shanty-style house that had a sign: Talking Dog For Sale. He stops and goes into the backyard where he sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

I told the CIA who quickly had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.

I worked undercover at the airport: Wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.

Why on Earth are you selling him so cheap?" "Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard." Is an A/C Recharge a Normal Annual Maintenance Item? The answer is a resounding NO!

1 Keeping Your Mind in Tip-Top Shape Not Just Your Car! May 2018 Thank you for being our customer May Events May 5: Kentucky Derby Day May5: Cinco De Mayo May 13: Mother s Day May 14: Dance Like a Chicken Day May 27: Indianapolis 500 May 28: Memorial Day The Funny Bone A guy drives by a shanty-style house that had a sign: Talking Dog For Sale. He stops and goes into the backyard where he sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. "So, what's your story?" he asks the dog. The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I told the CIA who quickly had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping." "I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out so I decided to settle down. I worked undercover at the airport: Wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes in the house and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars," the guy says. "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on Earth are you selling him so cheap?" "Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard." Is an A/C Recharge a Normal Annual Maintenance Item? The answer is a resounding NO! As you know, we encourage our clients to keep up with their regular maintenance schedules that are recommended by the manufacturer in your Owner s Manual. So it s important for you to know that an A/C recharge is NOT a regular maintenance item. Your car s A/C system is a closed system. If your air conditioner needs recharging it is because the refrigerant chemical is leaking out of the system. Many people think that air conditioners naturally leak refrigerant, so they assume they have to take the car in every year for recharging. This is not true. The refrigerant is not supposed to leak. If the refrigerant is low, we should find and repair the leak. It ll SAVE you money and hassle in the long run! Article compiled from CNN.com We KNEW Duct Tape Could Do Anything! Discovering a nasty wart on your skin is no fun, but you don't have to travel to the doctor's office to get rid of it. Three dermatologists confirmed that duct tape is an effective method for curing warts -- but don't worry, it's not used to rip them violently off your skin. Instead, just place a piece of tape over your wart and follow a simple routine, says Dr. Barbara Reed, a clinical professor of dermatology at the University of Colorado Hospital. According to Reed, you should leave the tape on for six days, then remove it for about 12 hours. During the time the tape is off, soak the wart and gently scrub it with a pumice stone, emery board or metal file. After 12 hours, reapply duct tape and repeat the entire process until the wart goes away. "For some reason, the duct tape just irritates the heck out of it and the wart doesn't like that and your immune system gets fired up, so it really does work," explains Dr. Jeff Benabio, a dermatologist for Kaiser Permanente in San Diego. Depending on the size and location of the wart, the duct tape method typically takes anywhere from two to six weeks before it disappears, Benabio adds. Have a Question About Your Car? Just give us a call! We always enjoy hearing from our valued customers. Whether you have a question about vehicle maintenance, a repair question, or just want to call to say Hello, we d love to hear from you. Feel free to give us a call at, send us an at keith@keithscarcare.com or on Facebook, LinkedIn or Twitter! Saturday Hours 8am 1pm Spring Time Can Bring Lots of Showers! Be Ready With These Video Tips About Your Wiper Blades

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2 Thanks for the Kind Words Great job, reasonable prices and very thorough. They explained everything they found and showed pictures. All work done in a very timely fashion. I will definitely go back here!! Thank you for a job well done! Michelle W. You Are The BEST! Thank you to all of our amazing clients that have referred us business time after time. Our business depends on the positive comments and referrals from people just like you. Every month we take a moment to thank the client that has sent us the greatest number of referrals over the past month! Joe and Jim Lombardi Client of the Month Each month, we are thrilled to select one special client who has touched our hearts and brought a smile to all of us. Thank you to this month s Client of the Month! Thank you for your support of our business and we look forward to seeing you soon! This month s Client of the Month is Gerald & Janice Parkhurst Chicken and Couscous Salad Salad: 1.25 c fat-free, less-sodium chicken broth 1 (5.7-ounce) box uncooked couscous 1.5 c cubed cooked chicken (about 6 oz) 1/2 c thinly sliced green onions 1/2 c diced radishes (about 3 large) 1/2 c chopped seeded peeled cucumber 1/4 c chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley 2 tblsp pine nuts, toasted Preparation To prepare salad, bring broth to a boil in a medium saucepan; gradually stir in couscous. Remove from heat; cover and let stand 5 minutes. Fluff with a fork. Spoon couscous into a large bowl; cool slightly. Add chicken, onions, radishes, cucumber, parsley, and pine nuts; toss gently to combine. To prepare dressing, combine vinegar and remaining ingredients, stirring with a whisk. Drizzle dressing over salad; toss to combine. AIRPLANE BRIDGE CHICKEN CIRCLE DANCE FEATHER GIGGLE HANDS LAUGH SHAKE SQUAWK TAIL WINGS Chicken Dance Puzzler ARMS BEAK FLY FUN CLUCK LOCK MOVE Dressing: 1/4 c white wine vinegar 1 1/2 tblsp extravirgin olive oil 1 tsp ground cumin 1/2 tsp salt 1/8 tsp fresh ground black pepper 1 garlic clove, minced The Chicken Dance Has Saved Lives On November 13, 2009, CIHT-FM played the Chicken Dance continuously until 389 Tickets for the CHEO Dream of a Lifetime were purchased at $100 each, to support the Children s Hospital of Eastern Ontario. It played for over 3 hours. In a fund raiser for Helen DeVos Children's Hospital, an attempt at the world's largest chicken dance record was held at Byron Center, Michigan on April 23, 2010, at Jake's restaurant, the site of a giant plastic chicken sculpture. Want to Win??? Make sure to call in with the answer to the trivia question on page 3! (Hint: the answer s in this month s newsletter!)

The Animal Kingdom Has Its Own Great Moms A female oyster over her lifetime may produce over 100 million young. Hopefully, they don t live at home.

Just like people, mother chimpanzees often develop lifelong relationships with their offspring.

I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn t have paid for me. ~ Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Watterson) Are You Ready to Chicken Dance?

Open and close them four times, during the first four beats of the music. Make chicken wings with your arms. Flap your wings four times, during the next four beats of the music.

3 The Animal Kingdom Has Its Own Great Moms A female oyster over her lifetime may produce over 100 million young. Hopefully, they don t live at home. A mother giraffe often gives birth while standing, so the newborn's first experience outside the womb is a 6-foot drop! Just like people, mother chimpanzees often develop lifelong relationships with their offspring. Kittens are born both blind and deaf, but the vibration of their mother's purring is a physical signal that the kittens can feel - it acts like a homing device, signaling them to nurse. I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn t have paid for me. ~ Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Watterson) Are You Ready to Chicken Dance??? The "Chicken Dance" song is accompanied by a dance requiring a group of people, and it goes as follows: At the start of the music, shape a chicken beak with your hands. Open and close them four times, during the first four beats of the music. Make chicken wings with your arms. Flap your wings four times, during the next four beats of the music. Make a chicken's tail feathers with your arms and hands. Wiggle downwards during the next four beats of the music. Clap four times during the next four beats of the music while rising to your toes. Repeat this process four times. At the bridge, hold your arms straight, in imitation of an airplane. All dancers spin around the room in "flight" until the bridge ends. (Alternately: At the bridge, link arms with the nearest person, turn right eight steps, switch arms and turn left eight steps, then repeat until the bridge ends) (Alternatively: Assume close position with partner and polka until bridge ends.) The dance repeats, progressively getting faster and faster, until the music stops. Do You Want To Win Our GRAND PRIZE? Take the trivia challenge and you just might win! Every month, look for the new trivia question. If you are one of the first 15 people to call us with the right answer you will be eligible to win the prize. Your name will be entered into the monthly drawing. The winner will receive this month s GRAND PRIZE a Fantastic Gift Basket Specially-made for our clients!! Last month s winner is: Bob Webber If you see him, Congratulate him! Here is this month s trivia question: What can duct tape help cure? A. Diabetes B. Warts C. Arthritis D. Glaucoma Call right now with your answer to! The Funny Bone Chicken Dance! Become a Fan of Keith s Car Care on: Does Mom Deserve a Great Day??? We Have a Great Present You Can Give Her! See insert

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4 This free issue of Braking News is being sent to you from your friends at P.O. Box 69 Oswego, IL Book appointments online at IN THIS ISSUE Is an A/C Recharge a Maintenance Item? We KNEW Duct Tape Was Magical! Chicken and Couscous Salad The Chicken Dance Has Saved Lives! Great Moms of the Animal Kingdom Ready to do the Chicken Dance? Win The Grand Prize May Events Money Saving Offers & More! 78 Stonehill Road, Oswego, IL 60543, (Some restrictions apply, Discounts may not exceed $100, see store for details) If you re A/C is not cold enough, DON T WAIT! Get it checked right now! It might be something small that will turn into something BIG! Make an appointment & we ll check it for! Call right now!! Expires 5/31/18 ~ Must present coupon ~ Cannot be combined with other offers To celebrate Dance Like a Chicken Day on May 14 th, we ll be dancing like chickens ALL MONTH LONG IN MAY! Come in and show us your Chicken Dance moves for $25 off your REPAIR But it s gotta be good so read the Chicken Dance instructions inside! Cannot be combined with other offer or special 0-$50.00 Take 5% Off Labor $51.00-$ Take 8% Off Labor $ $ Take 10% Off Labor $ $ Take 13% Off Labor $ & Up Take 15% Off Labor Expires 5/31/18

Happy Mother s Day!! There s just nobody like Mom. And, if your mom is like mine, she doesn t like dealing with getting her car looked after (She just looks after EVERYTHING else!

Economy Oil & Filter Service $29.99 Incl up to 5 qts with stock filter (synthetic oil extra) Battery Service Check battery for charge.

5 Happy Mother s Day!! There s just nobody like Mom. And, if your mom is like mine, she doesn t like dealing with getting her car looked after (She just looks after EVERYTHING else!) So we put together a slew of coupons, so you can get mom s car serviced for her! You can even combine these coupons if you d like! Check out these GREAT COUPON DEALS All of them are less than $30! Economy Oil & Filter Service $29.99 Incl up to 5 qts with stock filter (synthetic oil extra) Battery Service Check battery for charge. Clean and tighten battery terminals Coolant Check and Up to One Gallon Anti-Freeze Multi-Point Vehicle Inspection Factory recommended vehicle inspection Check Engine Light Scan Read fault codes & determine course of action Brake Inspection Replace Wiper Blades Front blades only Beam blades extra Tire Rotation & Brake Inspection $9.95 Rotate tires and inspect brake system Washer Fluid Top Off $ Stonehill Road Oswego, IL 60543

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