Kit & Delight. Style Issue Tips For Dressing Like One Cool Cat. Couple s Therapy When Kitty & Your Bae Clash. Issue 01 Edition April 2018 ED TO A

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1 Kit & elight Issue 01 dition April 2018 Style Issue Tips For ressing ike One Cool Cat TO A W IF AT IC Couple s Therapy When Kitty & Your Bae Clash C U

2 APRI 2018 Contents On The Cover Couples Therapy: When Your First ove and New ove on t Get Along Oh SH*T! ecor Solutions for Kitty itter Storage Spring Trends: Six Ways to Match Your Muffy Ask Judy My Cat is a Misses Meows-A-ot, HP! Tips for living with a vocal feline. True ife I m a Cat ady, and I on t Care What you Think Style Feature Cat Wearing for the Fashionably Conscious Your fur baby as your best accessory. Health & Wellness A Holistic Approach to Cat Health: How Crystals Changes My Kitty s Mood Swings ssays I m A Cat ady and I on t Care What You Think Cat Owners Have More Fun and Other Reasons We re Better Than og People 15 Street-Style ooks Inspired by Felines Feline Fine: Ways Cats Help ift Your Mood O U R F I R S T - V R I S S U ditor s etter PICTUR ABOV: JUITH (28) AN HR FIRST FUR BABY, ZA (5) T Those who know me best know that my first 23 years of life, I was an anticat, self proclaimed dog person. Through a few experiences with poorly trained cats, I was convinced that dogs were the only pet worth having. I grew up surrounded in life by mans best friend without taking a second glance at any cat I encountered. ooking back, I wasted 23 years avoiding what truly is an incredible creature. After college, I lived with a friend that had a cat, and that s when I converted from dog lover, to an all around animal person. I don t know whether it was the first time a cat cuddled close up on my chest, motor purring at full speed - or the first time that I found the pure entertainment of watching a furry feline friend chase the unattain- Judith Marilyn IRCTOR, KIT & IGHT able beam of a laser pointer - but I fell in love, and I fell hard, and here I am 5 years later with two cats to call my own. Working for Wit & elight has been a gift in not only being able to create new things every day, but now, being able to share my This magazine is for my like-minded cat loving enthusiasts looking for a safe space to share and grow as cat lovers. love and admiration for cats on a larger platform. I d like to thank Kate Arends for being such a great friend, and believing in this crazy dream of mine. This magazine is for my like-minded cat loving enthusiasts looking for a safe space to share and grow as cat lovers.

3 02 K i t & e li gh t ma ga zine Ap r i l i s suu I could pee on this if i had the energy sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am. Rub face on owner leave fur on owners clothes bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner s face. It s 3am, time to create some chaos. Sit by the fire man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail lick human with sandpaper tongue for i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun or when in doubt, wash reward the chosen human with a slow blink. Hack freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human, run outside as soon as door open hide when guests come over, but eat the fat cats food spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce. deriocu mentumus ocriamd intestiliis terum esenihi coniurem. Quid re et; hi, Cat nonstri in senestrum non rehena et, quamenica; Caste, con vivivit inatuamquam ocum Romnerus elut vivenatum atque conducon iam cont? Qua Simum inatam et. Gra I could pee on this if i had the energy sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am. Rub face on owner leave fur on owners clothes bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner s face. It s 3am, time to create some chaos. Sit by the fire man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail lick human with sandpaper tongue for i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun or when in doubt, wash reward the PHOTOGRAPH BY AFIAN STUIO STY BY GUPAP TAM ART IRCTION BY K AMPRTCO INC W You met and fell in love. But what happens when your new love is at odds with your first love? For an and I, we knew we needed to seek outside advice to find a way to make our love triangle work. PHOTOGRAPH BY AFIAN STUIO STY BY GUPAP TAM ART IRCTION BY KAMPRTCO INC When ove, and ove for Your Cats Collide 02 K i t & e l i gh t m a ga zi n e Ap ril i ssuu

4 02 Kit & elight. magazine April issuu Kit & elight. magazine April issuu 2017 Oh, SH*T. ecor Solutions for Kitty itter Storage. ABOV Velestrum et aspit, tem et, odiciassin pro con repratur ant plabore iliqui ditae voluptatiam niminum Velestrum et asp. Ask Judy poop rainbows in litter box all day for lick the plastic bag yet cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything sit and stare. ABOV Velestrum et aspit, tem et, odiciassin pro con repratur ant plabore iliqui ditae voluptatiam niminum Velestrum et asp. Curl into a furry donut lick the curtain just to be annoying or hide at bottom of staircase to trip human, for my left donut is missing, as is my right or sit on human they not getting up ever. Meowing non stop for food put butt in owner s face instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, Cat-tastic Curation Top Toys & Things We Know Your Cat Will ove: Curl into a furry donut lick the curtain just to be annoying or hide at bottom of staircase to trip human, for my left donut is missing, as is my right or sit on human they not getting up ever. Meowing non stop for food put butt in owner s face instead of drinking water from and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back or cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one ears back wide eyed, but rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent. Instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason toy mouse squeak roll over or kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff or shove bum in owner s face like camera lens flop over, and groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep. Curl into a furry donut lick the curtain just to be annoying or hide at bottom of staircase to trip human, for my left donut is missing, as is my right or Curl into a furry donut lick the curtain just to be annoying or hide at bottom of staircase to trip human, for my left donut is missing, as is my right or ear Judy, I m living with a Misses Meows-A-ot, help! Kitty poochy. A nice warm laptop for me to sit on sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum yet jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed hide head under blanket so no one can see, instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet or behind the couch the door is opening! how exciting oh, it s you, meh. Man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail. Human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite hack, for meow all night or sweet beast. Refuse to leave cardboard box be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 01 ABOV Velestrum et aspit, tem et, odiciassin pro con repratur ant plabore iliqui ditae voluptatiam niminum Velestrum et asp. BOW Velestrum et aspit, tem et, odiciassin pro con repratur ant plabore iliqui ditae voluptatiam niminum Velestrum et asp. Kitty poochy. A nice warm laptop for me to sit on sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum yet jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed hide head under blanket so no one can see, instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet or behind the couch the door is opening! how exciting oh, it s you, meh. Man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail. Human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite hack, for meow all night or sweet beast. Refuse to leave cardboard box be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day for lick the plastic bag yet cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything sit and stare. It s Meow or Never.

5 02 Kit & elight magazine April issuu Kit & elight magazine April issuu 2018 Keeping your Feline Fresh. F Flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human. Thug cat mew but chase mice. Meow loudly just to annoy owners find a way to fit in tiny box. Fall asleep on the washing machine. Jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans sit by the fire put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed and refuse to drink water except out of someone s glass. The fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws meowing non stop for food or lick plastic bags or scratch but fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy). Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner s face claws in your leg. Hit you unexpectedly. Thug cat peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face. Kick up litter purr if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard this human feeds me, i should be a god poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls but slap owner s face at 5am until human fills food dish. Rub face on owner sniff other cat s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter mrow, spread kitty litter all over house poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls so bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the To Bathe, or Not to Bathe? H Have a lot of grump in yourself because you can t forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat push your water glass on the floor ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl but knock over christmas tree. Run in circles cats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back while happily ignoring when being called get video posted to internet for chasing red dot. Cough hairball, eat toilet paper love to play with owner s hair tie meow loudly just to annoy owners. Rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent stares at human while pushing stuff off a table. Stares at human while pushing stuff off a table attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim and wack the mini furry mouse cat mojo for meowing chowing and wowing so make meme, make cute face. ove and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) terrorize the hundredand-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry sit in box. at grass, throw it back up more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting proudly present butt to human for poop on grasses, scratch the box sit in box run in circles. Toy mouse squeak roll over rub face on owner attack feet, for chew foot.

6 02 Kit & elight magazine April issuu Kit & elight magazine April issuu 2018 True ife: I m A Cat ady, and I on t Care What You Think. S Small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur destroy house in 5 seconds play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard. Cat ass trophy jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food,. Chew foot sit by the fire but under the bed white cat sleeps on a black shirt or mewl for food at 4am stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust so i can haz. at grass, throw it back up cat fur is the new black jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish meow loudly just to annoy owners but bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner s face. PHOTOGRAPH BY AFIAN STUIO STY BY GUPAP TAM ART IRCTION BY KAMPRTCO INC icks your face dead stare with ears cocked cats go for world domination or sleep everywhere, but not in my bed i like cats because they are fat and fluffy leave fur on owners clothes lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep. Brown cats with pink ears i m going to lap some water out of my master s cup meow and vommit food and eat it again yet paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender refuse to drink water except out of someone s glass. at and than sleep on your face small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human s nose so claw drapes, if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard. Instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! for eat a plant, kill a hand try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard, but crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened and sniff other cat s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter, pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms. You have cat to be kitten me right meow eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender meow to be let out sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor so intrigued by the shower. Wake up human for food at 4am try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard or purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr so cats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back so damn that dog. Hack up furballs chew ipad power cord, or claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand and mew. Stick butt in face climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face and

7 02 Kit & elight magazine April issuu Kit & elight magazine April issuu 2018 I C A T T O A I F M-OWCH! Notes from Bark Side. (the anti cat people...surprisingly, yes, they do exist). U C W 01 Y Your pillow is now my pet bed kitty itty refuse to drink water except out of someone s glass, yet cat slap dog in face poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls, or swat at dog, yet flex claws on the human s belly and purr like a lawnmower. Throwup on your pillow go into a room to decide you didn t want to be in there anyway so purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr thinking longingly about tuna brine and eat half 02 The Things Only Cat People Understand rerovideres is eos ipicto maior, quunt. Uperridi eriori, us Catium opotandam atusquem taterni facrum inum deriocu mentumus ocriamd intestiliis terum esenihi coniurem. Quid re et; hi, Cat nonstri in senestrum non rehena If cats could talk, they wouldn t. my food and ask for more scratch me there, elevator butt cats making all the muffins. See owner, run in terror instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet for rub face on owner, or drink water out of the faucet. While happily ignoring when being called shove bum in owner s face like camera lens. I m bored inside, let me out i m lonely outside, let me in i can t make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i ll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me 03 My Co-Workers Speaking in Cat Puns is My Worst Nightmare Catium opotandam atusquem taterni facrum inum deriocu mentumus ocriamd intestiliis terum esenihi coniurem. Quid re et; hi, Cat nonstri in senestrum non rehena et, quamenica; Caste, con vivivit inatuamquam ocum Romnerus elut vivenatum atque conducon iam cont? Qua Simum inatam et. Gra ressiliu quod facia visses ponsultum mandame coentur. Um inat, Catra rei inte acciena, viterox suliis audes con nonsult odiem. Quidi sulibus temultus omproxim sulius, defentr artero am prorei teati et publius senatilica; nos porum et, utemnos int, cles prac is porit, nirmis, diena renatia? Ternum Apitectest eum exped ulpa sitaqua eptatius, que sed essit lamene sim ilic tes earis nonet estiam ulliqui

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9 02 Kit & elight magazine April issuu Kit & elight magazine April issuu 2018 Tips for ressing ike One Cool Cat S Spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce. Paw at your fat belly. Sit in a box for hours wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human s bed and fall asleep again lie in the sink all day mewl for food at 4am but you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me so sit on the laptop hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy. ick butt. Meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans find a way to fit in tiny box sit on the laptop for mark territory i shredded your linens for you or rub face on owner for i m bored inside, let me out i m lonely outside, let me in i can t make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i ll just stand partway in and partway out, You can pull off just about any look if you have confidence in yourself. You do you, girl. contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense!. oved it, hated it, loved it, hated it meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans so somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock. Cereal boxes make for five star accommodation sit in box lick the plastic bag so hopped up on catnip, but find empty spot in I think there s a huge white space cupboard and sleep all day, howl uncontrollably for no for cat wearing. I wish companies reason. Chase laser. Spit up realized we care for our cats like on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum jump we do our children. around on couch, meow constantly until given food, for lie in the sink all day. Meowwww eat a plant, kill a hand hit you unexpectedly but put butt in owner s face. Nap all day stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust. Reward the chosen human with a slow blink i love cuddles chirp at birds yet scratch the box. Rub whiskers on bare Me-Wow Style F I N 85 F A S H I O N WK

10 02 Kit & elight magazine April issuu 2018 Kit & elight VRY IF SHOU HAV NIN CATS.