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K-9 Kapers Humanity and Pets Partnered Through the Years - H.R. 3501 Excerpt from The Little Rock Animal Care Examiner September 18, 2009 For many people, pets are family. Sometimes the only family they have. For others, pets are their children. There are tax deductions to families for their dependants. Pets are dependants. So, why not give tax deductions for pets? October, 2009 Pat Diefenbach, Editor tisza2@aol.com This was probably what motivated Congressional Representative Thaddeus McCotter (R, MI) to introduce H.R. 3501, or the HAPPY (Humanity and Pets Partnered Through the Years) act. The Happy Act would amend the IRS code to allow pet owners to deduct qualified pet care expenses. These would include the cost of veterinary treatment, pet care services, and pet-related products, up to $3500 per annually. The passing of H.R. 3501 would allow pet owners to provide the pets in their families with better, more consistent care, potentially extending the lives of their pets. The tax deductions would also encourage the creation of more pet-related jobs. Are you doing something new or different with your dog(s)? Write about it! Photograph it! Draw it! Send it to me!!! Pat tisza2@aol.com

. KATE S FIRST DUCK by Judy Dahlke Kate is my nine month old Lab and is in training for hunt tests. When Kate was five months old, at the urging of two good friends, I took her to training sessions being held at Farpointe Retrievers. We have been going twice a week all summer. The group of dogs and handlers experience range from puppies (two of which are Kate s littermates) to master hunters. Kate had been retrieving bumpers on land and in the water fairly well, when it was time to introduce her, along with the other novice dogs in the group, to birds. The method used is to take a literally dead duck, get the dog excited about it, and have them retrieve it. Now, you would think a Lab, who retrieves anything and everything, would not have a problem. In fact, most retrievers do not have a problem. But, once in a while to a young dog, ducks are large, smelly, oily, and not as exciting as a Frisbee, a slobbery ball, or a bumper. If the dog is not interested in picking up the duck at first, you get silly with the duck, trying to make it the most interesting thing in the world, throw it up in the air, and do just about anything to get the dog to retrieve it. Picture five people making complete fools out of themselves with dead birds in their hands trying to get their dogs enthusiastic. Eventually all of the dogs picked up their ducks and paraded around with them..except Kate. No matter what I did, Kate was not even remotely interested. Finally, she sat down, turned her back to the duck, and watched the older dogs work. G-R-E-A-T! Naturally, one of the retrieving exercises for the young dogs that session was to have the dead duck thrown into the pond, have the dog retrieve the duck, and come back to shore with their bird. When it was our turn, I took Kate and the duck to the shoreline. When asked if Kate had picked up the duck, I answered with a very quiet no. That s ok. They usually pick the duck up in the water was the response I got. The reasoning behind the response is, in water both the duck and the dog s head are at the same level so all the dog has to do is open his mouth, close it around the duck, make a U-turn, and swim back to shore. So the duck is thrown, Kate launches into the water, gets the duck (Hooray!), makes a U-turn, and swims back. When Kate gets out of the pond, she gently places the duck on the ground, stares at it as if to say I can t believe I put that yucky thing in my mouth! and walks off, leaving the duck. Clean up in Aisle 9! Since then I am happy to say Kate has not had any problems bringing back ducks on land or water. Whew! Kate earned a WC and has two out of the needed four passes for a JH title. Kate s first Rally Novice leg

MARK THIS DATE SDTCD Rally & Obedience Fun Matches 11/13/09, 12/11/09, 1/15/10, 2/19/10, 3/19/10, 4/16/10, 5/14/10, 6/18/10, 7/16/10, 8/13/10, 9/10/10, 10/15/10, 11/19/10, 12/10/10 CGC Testing Wednesdays, 11:15 AM 10/21/09, 12/16/09 Thursdays, 8:30 PM 10/22/09, 11/19/09,12/17/09 SDTCD Obedience Demo at Oakland Cty KC Show January 23 24, 2010 Rock Finc, Novi Nancy Kleinhans Agility Seminar November 21 22, 2009 SDTCD building Laura Romanik Seminar January 16, 2010 SDTCD building Laura Koutsky Workshop June 26 27, 2010 SDTCD building Connie Cleveland Seminar June 16 17, 2011 SDTCD building SDTCD AKC Obedience & Rally Trial October 23 25, 2009 SDTCD building SDTCD AKC Obedience & Rally Trial February 26 28, 2010 SDTCD building SDTCD AKC Obedience & Rally Trial October 29 31, 2010 SDTCD building SDTCD Agility Trial March 6 7, 2010 Cobo Hall, Detroit SDTCD Agility Trial June 5 6, 2010 Total Soccer, Novi RALLY RESULTS Kim O Neill Drew Portuguese Water Dog DKC 2/28/09 Adv B 97 ) DKC 2/28/09 Exc B 84 4 th place ) 3 rd RAE Port Water Dog Spec 9/15/09 Adv B 98 4 th place ) Port Water Dog Spec 9/15/09 Exc B 87 ) 4 th RAE Kim O Neill Izze Portuguese Water Dog SDTCD 2/20/09 Adv A 97 1 st place 1 st leg DKC 2/28/09 Adv A 92 1 st place 2 nd leg Gtr Lansing OTC 8/6/09 Adv A 99 3 rd place 3 rd leg Port Water Dog Spec 9/15/09 Adv B 95 Pontiac KC 9/5/09 Exc A 94 1 st place 1 st leg Port Water Dog Spec 9/15/09 Exc A 70 1 st place 2 nd leg

OBEDIENCE RESULTS Cheri Berger Cedar Golden Retriever Livonia KC 8/29/09 Util 195 2 nd place Livonia KC 8/30/09 Open 196.5 4 th place Pontiac KC 9/5/09 Open 196.5 ) Pontiac KC 9/5/09 Utility 192 4 th place ) UDX #12 Pontiac KC 9/6/09 Open 198 ) Pontiac KC 9/6/09 Utility 194 ) UDX #13 Fort Detroit Golden Spec 9/11/09 Util 193.5 2 nd place St Clair KC 9/12/09 Open 194.5 ) St Clair KC 9/12/09 Util 189.5 ) UDX #14 St Clair KC 9/13/09 Open 197.5 4 th place ) St Clair KC 9/13/09 Util 190.5 ) UDX #15 Eng Spr Span Spec MI 9/17/09 Open 195.5 Eng Spr Span Spec MI 9/19/09 Open 196.5 2 nd place ) Eng Spr Span Spec MI 9/19/09 Util 195.5 2 nd place ) UDX #16 SMOTC 9/26/09 Open 198 2 nd place SMOTC 9/27/09 Util 193 Cheri Berger Echo Golden Retriever Livonia KC 8/30/09 Open 198 2 nd place Pontiac KC 9/5/09 Open 197.5 3 rd place Pontiac KC 9/6/09 Open 199 3 rd place Fort Detroit Golden Spec 9/11/09 Open 197.5 1 st place HIT Fort Detroit Golden Spec 9/11/09 Versatility 196.5 1 st place 1 st leg St Clair KC 9/12/09 Util 197 2 nd place St Clair KC 9/13/09 Open 197 ) St Clair KC 9/13/09 Util 194 ) UDX #26 Eng Spr Span Spec MI 9/17/09 Open 197.5 3 rd place Eng Spr Span Spec MI 9/19/09 Open 195.5 3 rd place SMOTC 9/26/09 Open 196.5 ) SMOTC 9/26/09 Util 192 ) UDX #27 Jerry Catalina Rex Golden Retriever Livonia KC 8/29/09 Util A 191 1 st place 1 st leg Pontiac KC 9/5/09 Util A 185 1 st place 2 nd leg Pontiac KC 9/6/09 Util A 187.5 1 st place 3 rd leg Ann Arbor KC 10/3/09 Versatility 190.5 3 rd place 1 st leg continued on next page

OBEDIENCE RESULTS con t Kim O Neill Izze Portuguese Water Dog Livonia KC 8/30/09 Nov B 191.5 2 nd place 1 st leg Pontiac KC 9/5/09 Nov B 191.5 2 nd place 2 nd leg Port Water Dog Spec 9/16/09 Nov B 182 3 rd leg Rene Sutton Maxi Golden Retriever SDTCD 2/22/09 Open B 184.5 Livonia KC 8/31/09 Open B 198 Pontiac KC 9/6/09 Open B 192.5 CONFORMATION RESULTS Shirley Baker Star K s Mile High Dangerous Daphne Dani German Shorthaired Pointer 5/ /09 Mt Pleasant BOB 7/12/09 Marshall BOB Group 1 ````````Shirley Ba````````` Shirley Baker Mi-Ti s Three Cheers Quincy Doberman 7/ /09 Waukesha WD 5 pt major NEW AKC CHAMPION 8/22/09 BOB 8/23/09 BOB 8/29/09 Pontiac BOB 8/30/09 Pontiac BOB Group 1 Liz McCloud Mi-Ti s Image Is Everything Lenny Pointer 9/5/09 Pontiac KC BOB Group 2 Kim O Neill Hunter s I m in the Issone Go Green! Izze Portuguese Water Dog 5/1/09 MI Gun Dog Best Female 5/1/09 MI Pit Bull Terr Club BOB Group 3 5/2/09 MI Pit Bull Terr Club BOB 5/2/09 MI Pit Bull Terr Club BOB 2 Top Ten Pt 5/3/09 MI Pit Bull Terr Club BOB 2 Top Ten Pt NEW UKC CHAMPION

AGILITY RESULTS Michelle Caldwell Washu Labrador Retriever STDCD 3/1/09 Nov A Standard 95 1 st place 2 nd leg SDTCD 5/30/09 Nov A Standard 100 1 st place 3 rd leg JBWC 7/5/09 Lvl 1 Standard (CP1-R) JBRC 7/5/09 Lvl 1 Hand Games (CP1-H) Weimaraner Club 7/19/09 Nov B JWW 95 1 st place 2 nd leg CDTC 8/23/09 Open Standard 2 nd place 1 st leg SCCA 9/6/09 Lvl 1 Full House 1 st place 2 nd leg Kim O Neill Drew Portuguese Water Dog SDTCD 2/28/09 Nov Pref 100 1 st place 2 nd leg SDTCD 3/1/09 Nov Pref 100 1 st place 3 rd leg Cap City Canine 8/1/09 Nov Fast Pref 55 1 st place 3 rd leg Kim O Neill Izze Portuguese Water Dog MI Dog Agility 5/16/09 Ag 1 200 1 st place 1 st leg MI Dog Agility 5/16/09 Ag 1 197 1 st place 2 nd leg MI Dog Agility 5/17/09 Ag 1 193 2 nd place 3 rd leg SDTCD 5/30/09 Nov B Standard 100 1 st place 1 st leg SDTCD 5/31/09 Nov B JWW 100 1 st place 1 st leg S MI Weimaraner 7/17/09 Nov B Standard 100 1 st place 2 nd leg Cap City Canine 8/1/09 Nov B Standard 95 1 st place 3 rd leg Cap City Canine 8/1/09 Nov B Fast 50 3 rd place 1 st leg Interesting Conversation by Cherie Berger At the St. Clair KC Obedience trials this past weekend, Rene and I were conversing with one of the judges, Judy Brown from Houston, Texas. She was judging both obedience & conformation that day. Judy told us how she took her first dog, a very wild, male, Doberman Pinscher to obedience class in the early 1970's at Sportsmen's in Ferndale. She told us how her dog was so wild and out of control, she was very embarrassed and did not plan to return to another class. Then at the end of the class, she was given a little plastic trophy for the "Most Improved" on the first night. Well that did it, she was so thrilled with this token of her potential that she stayed on. After her class she sat and watched the next class and was amazed to watch me with my Golden Retriever "Boomer" doing hand signals and jumps. She said that after that she was totally smitten by the "obedience bug". She took her first Doberman on through Utility. Later earning many HIT's on her Dobes & Goldens. She credits her basic beginner class at Sportsmen's for directing her into a life filled with dog activates.

WHAT ELSE??? What else are you doing? Hunt tests, earth dog, tracking, lure coursing, water events, carting, dock diving, E-Mail me (tisza2@aol.com) your 2009 legs and/or titles and I ll list them here. I hope I came close to listing this information correctly, since I don t know what most of it means! Pat Judy Dahlke Kate Labrador Retriever Huron River Lab Ret Club 8/9/09 WC 8/22/09 Junior Hunter 1 st leg 8/2/309 Junior Hunter 2 nd leg MI Flyway 9/19/09 Junior Hunter 3 rd leg MI Flyway 9/20/09 Junior Hunter 4 th leg JH title Kathy Kennedy Link Whippet MGA Trial 7/5/09 Lure Coursing Best in Field Fch title Lansing 10/ /08 Tracking TD title Whippet racing CRX title On the Rebound 9/5/09 Flyball FDCh-S title Kathy Kennedy Bella Whippet AADTC 5/ /09 Tracking TD title Whippet racing CR title MGA Trial 5/ /09 Lure coursing Best in Field Kathy Kennedy Swift Whippet 8/ /08 Whippet racing CRX6 title Dog Show People Newcomers Field Guide Linda Hazen Lewis continued from the last K-9 Kapers This is a very tongue in cheek look at the people found at dog shows. To a novice, a dog show can be a daunting experience. The initial impression is often one of a single-purpose county fair where many grim-faced people run about with numbers on their arms and dogs in tow, and where, if one can judge by their facial expression, only about 1 in 20 of them is actually having fun. Following is a short list of the most frequently encountered personages at a dog show, and how to identify them by their typical plumage, temperament, demeanor and call. PEOPLE WITH DOGS PEOPLE WITHOUT DOGS Professional Handlers Judges Breeder Spectators Owner Handlers Stewards Non-Breeder Spectators Junior Handlers Official Photographers AKC Field Representative Obedience Exhibitors Other People at the Dog Show PROFESSIONAL HANDLERS: Professional Handlers (PHs) are those who show dogs for a fee, so the dogs' owners are spared the joys of kneeling in the mud in their own business suit, or having their last pair of pantyhose split on the second day of a 10-day circuit. PHs can be discerned from other exhibitors by several methods. One is their somewhat officious and aloof manner around ringside (which is difficult to master when you have muddy knees and/or split pantyhose). Outside the ring, PHs rarely acknowledges anyone except the judge (whom they know personally), other PHs (whom they know personally), and their own kennel help (whom they either know rather too personally, or who are from foreign countries and have unpronounceable names, or both). Kennel help, (continued on the next page)

by the way, are those nubile young men and women who race back and forth from the grooming area to ringside like orbiting comets, bringing dogs to their PH to show and taking already-been- shown dogs back to their crates in a never-ending cycle. This is called "learning the business". Meanwhile, the PH stands there, dog less, squinting at the competition and deciding whether to get his or her armband the usual half-second before going into the ring, or give the steward a real shock and get it a whole minute ahead of time. PH plumage is the nicest seen among those at the dog show, besides that of the judges and the junior handlers (q.v.), because the kennel help are the ones who do the dirty work outside the ring. PHs has no reliable call, but do sometimes change color abruptly in the ring when they don't receive the award they expected. Generally leaving speedier in motion when leaving the ring than when they entered it. OWNER-HANDLERS: Owner-Handlers (OHs) are people who show their own dog(s), rather than hiring a PH. They are roughly divided into two groups: Experienced OHs (EOHs) and Novice OHs (NOHs). We will discuss them separately. At first glance, EOHs may be difficult to differentiate from PHs. Their plumage is similar and their general look of competence, control and 'cool' is the same. The way to tell them apart is outside the ring. EOHs always have a dog with them because they don't have kennel help to bring them their dog at ringside. Also, EOHs do talk to people and usually gravitate to, or form on their own, small circle of other EOHs almost from the moment they arrive on the grounds. (The really well established EOHs are generally prominent breeders, and they often arrive at the show with their very own personal circle of communicants, called "disciples". ) EOHs know everyone who has their breed and they know all the dogs in their breed by registered name, call name, pet name, pedigree, show record and degree of quality (which they are constantly critiquing). This allows them to chatter on freely in rarified terms about the latest breedings, wins, dogs and people without a newcomer having a clue as to what they're talking about. (By contrast, the PH might not even remember the name of the dog they have on the end of the lead at any given moment). If an unknown competitor shows up, EOHs give their dog a quick visual once-over and then talk about it behind their hands. EOHs never buy a catalog. They arrive at the show in enormous motor homes with six ex-pens bungeed on the front, even if they're only showing one Chihuahua that day. However, they only bring their dog and a small bag of equipment to ringside. Distinctive call: "Can I see your catalog a minute?" NOHs, on the other hand, are easily picked out. They arrive at the show three hours before they are due to go in, with their St. Bernard stuffed into the back of the family Toyota. To ringside they bring the dog, its crate, its bowl, a water jug, a bag of dog food, a large blanket, three chairs, a Coleman cooler, four kids (two fully ambulatory, one in a stroller and one an infant), the spouse, and a portable TV. They always have their armband on three breeds before theirs is to be judged, and they always buy a catalog (which is how they meet EOHs). For all their advance preparation, NOHs are often the last ones into the ring because by the time their class is actually called, they've passed out from exhaustion. NOHs are generally either overdressed or underdressed for the occasion, and have been known to show their dogs on flat collars and chain leashes. For all that, their typically sweet, earnest, and somewhat addlepated temperament is among the best one will meet up with at a dog show, although after! the eighth time one of them is late for his or her class, it starts to wear thin. The distinctive call is raucous and usually shouted across the ring to the family: "Hey, Honey, look...we got fourth! Isn't that GREAT???!!!" JUNIOR HANDLERS: JHs may be confused, at first, with kennel help. However, this is only because of the similarity in age and intensity of the facial expression. The plumage is distinctly different. While kennel help are invariably in white grooming smocks with paw prints and clots of hair stuck to them, JHs are by far the most impeccably dressed people at the show; including the judges; the show chair and the AKC field representative (q.v.). The average JH looks like a recent appointee to the ambassadorship of Great Britain, and a whole class of them filing into the ring evokes images of an opening session of Congress, but more dignified. The JHs' expression and demeanor is unique in the world of dogs: In the standing line-up, they stare intently down at! their stacked dogs with a slight frown that says, "I'm very constipated, and so is my dog." This effect is only interrupted by piercing glances up at the judge, at which point the expression changes instantaneously to a disconcerting and maniacal sort of rictus, which says, "All better!" This transformation is exaggerated even further when the judge has the JH gait the dog. The JH then goes into high gear, somehow running the dog around in a circle but never unpinning the judge from that death's head grin. It is a skill worth watching, but weirdly reminiscent of the scene from The Exorcist when Linda Blair's head creaks slowly around backward. Throughout the entire performance, their clothes never wrinkle. JHs are the only exhibitors who routinely congratulate each other on their wins, although it may be done through jaws clenched so tightly that one can almost see the child's orthodontia shifting. JHs do not have a readily identifiable call, as custom forbids any audible! reaction whatsoever. Noises are strictly the purview of the parents o f the JH, who are at ringside. (They are the ones with the paw prints and clots of dog hair stuck to them.) These calls range from high-pitched screams of delight (when the child wins) to a sharp but hushed squawk of "Andrew! Bring that dog over here!" (When the child doesn't win).

1472 Edgewood Birmingham MI 48009 Thought for the day Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can t eat it or hump it, pee on it and walk away. Author unknown