Cover by The Dugan Design Group, Bloomington, Minnesota Cover illustration The Dugan Design Group SUPER INCREDIBLE KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES FOR KIDS Copyright 2007 by Bob Phillips Published by Harvest House Publishers Eugene, Oregon 97402 ISBN-13: 978-0-7369-2019-3 ISBN-10: 0-7369-2019-6 All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means electronic, mechanical, digital, photocopy, recording, or any other except for brief quotations in printed reviews, without the prior permission of the publisher. Printed in the United States of America 07 08 09 10 11 12 13 14 / BP-SK / 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
Contents 1. Please Come Back Later!............... 5 2. Answer the Door!..................... 15 3. Can I Come In?....................... 20 4. No More Visitors!..................... 26 5. Will You Let Me In?................... 33 6. Am I at the Right House?.............. 37 7. Open Up!............................ 41 8. Anybody in There?.................... 44 9. I'll Get It!............................ 49 10. Aren t You Going to Open the Door?.... 54 11. Don t Knock So Loud!................. 58 12. Be Patient I m Coming!................ 61 13. I Just Want to Visit!.................... 66 14. The Doorbell Is Broken!................ 71 15. Come at Another Time!................ 73 16. I m Tired of Waiting!................... 77 17. I Can t Come to the Door!.............. 81
18. Knock, Knock, Knock!.................. 86 19. Too Much Knocking!................... 99 20. All Right, All Right I m Coming!........ 105
1 Please Come Back Later! Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday to you! Abbey. Abbey who? Abbey, C, D, E, F, G! 5
Super Incredible Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Ach. Ach who? Gesundheit! Ada. Ada who? Ada lot for breakfast. Adair. Adair who? Adair once but now I m bald. Adolf. Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mowf. 6
Please Come Back Later! Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha sore tooth! It s killing me! Ahmed. Ahmed who? Ahmed a mistake! I think I m at the wrong house. Aida. Aida who? Aida whole box of chocolates and I feel really sick. Aitch. Aitch who? Bless you. 7
Super Incredible Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Alaska. Alaska who? Alaska no questions. You tella no lies! Albee. Albee who? Albee back. Hey, Alex. Hey, Alex who? Hey, Alex the questions around here. Alex. Alex who? Alexplain later, just let me in. 8
Please Come Back Later! Alfie. Alfie who? Alfie crying out loud, stop asking! Alfred. Alfred who? Alfred I got the wrong door. Sorry! Alison. Alison who? Alison to the radio! Alison. Alison who? Alison Wonderland. 9
Super Incredible Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Althea. Althea who? Althea later, alligator. Annapolis. Annapolis who? Annapolis a juicy fruit. Anthem. Anthem who? You anthem devil you. Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon out of here! 10
Please Come Back Later! Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any kids who want to come out and play? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more jelly beans in the jar? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any other questions you have? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur mometer says it s 120 degrees! 11
Super Incredible Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Artichoke. Artichoke who? Artichokes when they serve meatloaf for lunch. Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast. Asia. Asia who? Asia father home? He owes me money. Atlas. Atlas who? Atlas it s Friday, and I m looking forward to the weekend. 12
Augusta. Augusta who? Augusta wind is coming. Please Come Back Later! Aurora. Aurora who? Aurora s just come from a big lion! Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue learned my name yet? Avenue! Avenue who? Avenue heard this joke before? 13
Super Incredible Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue got a doorbell? Ax. Ax who? Ax nicely, and I might tell you! 14