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NEW CARDS Winter Spring 2018 Mom & Dad Love & Marriage c429 Clown Mother c430 Grandma Jeans c413 You re Easy c414 Bewitched c415 Not Single All cards are A2 and blank inside. $2.50/each c432 Mom Nudity c431 Unsolicited Advice c416 Love Toilet c417 Chemistry c418 Love Is Dead c428 Equally Less Than Dog c433 Drove to Drink c434 Tool Collector c438 Lie Back c439 Be Wine
Graduation Birthday c437 Graduation Hats c436 They Lied c435 Getting Old c419 Out Of Cake Baby All cards are A2 and blank inside. $2.50/each c427 Change Your Diaper c426 Tequila c420 Time Is An Illusion c421 Fine Wine Congrats c425 Alien c424 Cheers Penguin c422 Gratuitous Weiner Dog c423 Birthday Giraffe
McBitterson s cards are A2 (4.25 x 5.5 inches) and blank inside unless otherwise noted. All cards are printed on tree-free bright white cotton paper made from recycled fibers. Individual cards are packaged in compostable sleeves. Inside: Quite the glow Envelopes contain minimum 30% post-consumer recycled content. c101 Quite the Glow c102 Or We ll Kill This Kitten c114 Dirty Thirties! Wholesale Pricing: Individual cards: $2.50 Boxed holiday cards (Set of 6): $8.00 $100 minimum opening order/$75 reorder c117 Another Shuffles By c155 Birthday Skull c197 Fire Extinguisher 6 per style minimum on individual cards 4 per style minimum on all other merchandise Orders are shipped PREPAID by VISA, MC, AMEX or Paypal. Net 30 terms available with credit references. Prices, designs, and items are subject to change without notice. Envelope color may vary. Inside: Time to Party! Inside: In celebration of the anniversary of your birth. c127 Cat Party c130 Your Birth c160 Aged to Perfection For more information or to place an order: Email: info@mcbittersons.com Call: 917.309.6830 Fax: 347.521.2714 2017 McBitterson s Birthday
Inside: To wish you a Happy Birthday! Inside: Needs more cowbell. Inside: A really large number. c191 Chicken c190 More Cowbell c208 Zombies and Cake c134 Your Actual Age c135 Just a Number c238 Cat Wish Inside: Don t make us put you in the corner. c161 I Will Have Fun... c275 Birthday Spanking c276 Ostriches c241 Smile Shark c261 Dragon Wish c359 Birthday Girl Pageant c360 Birthday Chameleon c304 Gnome c302 Old-fashioned c274 Cute Kitten c325 Flamingos c383 Longer Bangs c132 Birthday Baldy Inside: Yay for birthdays! c192 Bangs Bangs: Botox for poor people c115 To One Hot Bitch Birthday
c396 Birthday Whale c397 Birthday Hippo c399 Chin Hairs c311 Lordy, Lordy c312 Vengeful Wishes c314 Confetti c390 Birthday Panda c384 Fancy Butterfly c398 Tasers c196 Cake? c343 New Glasses c361 Adult Coloring Book c239 Tonight We Party c240 Blood Alcohol c301 We ll Laugh! We ll Cry! c362 Good and Bad News c372 This Young c388 I Will Cut You Birthday Birthday
c394 Favorite Mammals c116 You Go, Girl c126 You re an Eleven c323 Life Online c329 Twinkly and Smug c371 Spoon Fingers c313 High Five Kitten c252 Special Lady c296 Awesome People c395 Shades c182 Fast Food c199 Zombie Brains c382 Shine On c381 Work It Gorgeous c387 Water Skiing c198 Not in a Fascist Way c332 Great Student Loans c347 One in Ten c124 Huzzah! Congrats Graduation
c391 Remember Finger c392 Stop Drinking c403 Cake Hero c121 Still Pretty c149 Psycho Boss c374 Comment Sections c380 Drunk Cat c364 Cactus Hugs c393 Greetings from America c178 Happy Whatever c389 Never Stop c145 You re Faking SOMETIMES THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED TAKES YOU TO AKRON, OH. c317 Cats Rule, Boys Drool c327 Akron, OH c373 Pat on Back c386 Get Well Quilt c244 Cat Thermometer c185 Get Well Kitten Thinking of You Condolences Get Well
c204 Hiya Mom! c205 Mom Jeans c203 I m So Awesome - Mom c337 Ladybugs c338 Lizzie Borden c375 Mom c256 Mom Tattoo c254 Greatest Mom Mug c257 Sloth Mom c378 Mama Bear c376 Mom Diapers c299 Eight Months c294 Tech Support Mom Mother s Day
c202 I m So Awesome - Dad c258 Dad Swagger c253 Greatest Dad Mug c147 Sperm and Egg c146 Elephants c249 Spork Baby c293 Tech Support Dad c255 Sensitive Lumberjack c340 You re My Dad c159 Magical Addition c251 Seaman Baby c315 Who s the Father? c377 Dad Diapers c341 Pop It like it s Hot c385 Still Stylin c316 Grow-a-Friend c339 Diaper Love Father s Day Baby
c109 Some Beaver c111 Like No Otter c166 Maybe Kiss Harder? c188 Not Drunk c189 T-Rex Loves You c326 Blame the Dog c168 Porcupines c179 Of All the Fish in... c232 Get Freaky c246 Gin and Tonic c279 Pirate Booty c320 They Swiped Right My morsel c110 My Morsel c234 Sweet Love c236 Valentine s Skunks c319 Koalas c281 Dolphin Love Love & Valentine s
c278 Couples Skate c318 Press Play c365 Slipped in Tub c193 Wedding Cake c250 Marry, Eff, Kill c286 Open Bar c366 Chicken Wings c367 Let Them Go c368 Mixtape c285 Happy Wedding c346 One Man s Junk c369 Heart Blood c370 Eternal Love c401 Cut You c402 Love So Beautiful Love & Valentine s Marriage
Holiday Holiday Halloween Thanksgiving Christmas Hanukkah Inside: Merry Christmas c104 Birthday Jesus c106 Grandma Got Run Over c136 Christmas Kitten c405 Believe c406 Metal Pole c407 Balls Out c220 Gift Card Magi c221 Xmas Skull c171 Dead tree c409 Whee! c408 Snow s Out c410 World Peace c176 Mistletoe and Beer c267 Kittens for Everyone! c309 Cats in a Tree c404 Always with the... c411 Witch c412 Turkey All holiday cards are available in BOXED SETS OF 6. Replace a C with a B in the style number on the order form. All cards are blank inside unless otherwise noted. Single cards: $2.50/Boxed cards: $8.00
c352 Santa Cat c262 Two Presents c351 Holiday Kidneys c269 New Year s Resolution c357 State and Federal c140 Holla! Father s Day c270 Christmas Baldy Inside: Yay for Christmas! c153 Hanukkah Baldy Inside: Yay for Hanukkah! c229 Merry & Bright c354 Terrifying Cookies c355 Dashier! Dancier! 4 inch round Packaged in sets of 10 in clear plastic box Letterpress printed on natural white stock Minimum: 4/style $6.00/each Coasters Letterpress c358 Strongly-Worded Letter c356 Fat Enough c350 Not a Creature All holiday cards are availablein BOXED SETS OF 6. Replace a C with a B in the style number on the order form. All cards are blank inside unless otherwise noted. Single cards: $2.50/Boxed cards: $8.00 L12 L13
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