BRISBANE NORTHSIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS Website: www.bnh3.yolasite.com Email: brisbanenorthsidehhh@hotmail.com HASH TRASH It is a truth universally acknowledged that the hash trash never lies. What you are about to read either has happened, is happening now, or will happen at some time in the future. Or nearly, anyway. GRAND MISTRESS Aspley ASSISTANT RA Petrie Flower 0408 706 641 RELIGIOUS ADVISER Kallangur Chunda 0403 246 872 HASH HABERDASH Beachmere Cheesecake 0432 386 147 Kuntry Girl 0402 093 654 HASH CASH Chermside To From & 0409 765 162 HASH TRASH/NERD Murrumba Downs Pounda 0432 031 588 HARE RAISER Sandgate Smooth Ride 0422 805 565 HASH ELDER Chermside To & From 0409 765 162 HASH BOOZE Indooroopilly Tail 0415 753 583 SONG MISTRESS Aspley Flower 0408 706 641 HASH FLASH Murrumba Downs Beat-a- Root 0432 031 588 Your committee are located throughout the northern suburbs. We are more than happy to take delivery of, or collect, the plates and cutlery if the holder can t make it to the next run. RUN NO: 2093 DATE: 30/7/2018 HARE: Pounda & Beat-a-Root LOCATION: Murrumba Downs Pounda s crime scene sight-seeing adventure. A good sized group of hashers gathered at Pounda & Beat-a-Root s house at Murrumba Downs for what promised to be an excellent run. With the recent events of drug deals gone wrong and murder in this normally quiet suburb, everyone was on their guard when they were out on the walk/run just to ensure that they didn t become another stastitic. At 6.30pm Pounda called everyone out front to give the instructions for tonights run/walk. Be careful of shady looking characters hiding in dark areas was the call, approach with care, as it could be Scrubber. The pack was also told to keep a look out for a good real estate oppurtunity as prices in the area could be down due to the recent crime rate. Buy now, wait for the crimes to stop and then watch the value go back up was the call. Off we went, walkers to the left, runners to the right, here we are stuck in the middle with
you. Couldn t resist that one. After a nice gentle walk of 4.3km and a run of 5.5km, everyone made it back to the bucket safe and sound and didn t become another victim of the local crime spree. Hash Cash To & From called the run count and then the GM Flower called the Hare s Pounda and Beat-a-Root forward to face tonight s music. The Run Report as told by Picinini: Picinini said that he thought that is was pretty good and it was good to see Dog on most of the run tonight. At least a four legged one anyway. It was the new improved Dog and a much better conversationalist. The only problem was every time they stopped he showed them his arse and peed on every tree and light post. Score: No score given. The Walk Report as told by Pizza and Ned: Pizza said that it was great, nice dark alleys and curving ground up and down and it was fantastic. Ned said it was fantastic, good effort and gave it a great score. Score: 10/10 Letterbox Walk (The crippled contingent) as told by Vampire. Vampire that it was just the right length for the cripples. Score: No score given. The Security Report as told by Pickpocket: Pickpocket said that it was awesome and that Beat-a-Root gave him a heat pack for his back so it was fucking good. Score: No score given. Total score of 10/10 As first I was afraid, I was petrified. HASH RELIGIOUS ARTICLES Large Appendage: This was missing in action with Kimasutra. Small Appendage: Tail had this and gave it to To & From because he needs a good rogering because he just can t seem to get the run numbers right. Last night he stayed at home and masturbated. Scrubber Shirt: Tail had this and gave it to Wheelbarrow for his failing eyesight. When he arrived tonight, he looked at Tail and said how are you Flower. Last night he stayed at home and masturbated. Brush (Vagina): FIGJAM had this and gave it to Ned for whinging. Sorry Ned but Pounda couldn t save you this time. Down, down, down your beer to answer for your crime Spit the Dummy Award: This was missing in action with Simpleton. Paddle (Penis Sizer): Killer had this and tried to give it to Ned for giving a score of 10/10. He said that this was impossible as no one was a 10. But this was reversed as it was quickly pointed out by Pounda that Bo Derek was a 10/10. Has anybody seen his cock.
Milestone Runs: - Nil Returnees: - Mammary Stick, Ned and Generic Visitors/Virgins: - Nil Birthdays: Wrong Way CHARGES: Chunda had a charge for Dog for doing most of the run, and he had never seen Dog have that many pisses. His got a skeeter on his peeter whack it off. Dog had a charge for our GM and To & From for gabbing on while on the walk and they missed the trail and had to be called back by Dog. The gallery said that the GM couldn t be charged. But the RA can charge them and he stuck up for Dog because he had to send them back right at the start of the walk because they missed the very first bit of trail as well. Then Boxy and Heart Starter got called out as well for missing trail as well and had to be called back by the hare. How dumb are these Hashers in the middle. Ten Fingers had a charge for Shreddar for getting sick with food poisoning after Ten Fingers run and blaming Ten Fingers. Well it isn t long and it isn t thick. Hash Name: No Hash name this week. ANNOUNCEMENTS: BNH3 40 th birthday celebrations Friday 7-Sunday 9 June 2019. Bribie Island Retreat and Recreation Centre (cabins and camping) more details to follow at a later date. We have approx. 20 of the BNH3 winter vests left and are now selling these for the low price of only $20 There are L, XL and XXL sizes left. Please see Beat-a-Root if you would like one of these. BNH3 Website - All photos have now been removed and if you want a copy please see Pounda. NEXT WEEKS S RUN #2094 Dog 4 Platypus Court, Lawnton. PHOTOS
The Evidence Our Hare s Pounda and Beat-a-Root. To & From (small prick) and Wheelbarrow (Scrubber shirt) Ned gets the brush. Killer got to keep the paddle.
Ned, Mammary Stick and Generic return. To & From, Flower, Heart Starter and Boxy couldn t find the trail this week. Dog sent a proxy on the run for himself. Shreddar looks a bit better after throwing up all week after Ten Fingers cooking.