Contents Greeting Cards (5" x 7")... 1-27 Sentiment Cards (4¼" x 5½")... 28 Blank notecards (5" x 7")... 29-32 Winter-holiday cards (5" x 7")... Please see our website: www.archelaus-cards.com Postcards (4¼" x 6")... Please see our website: www.archelaus-cards.com Price list... inside back cover
1 R006: Egyptian mongoose R006: inside R060: Magnificent flying machine R060: inside
2 R017: Prize livestock R017: inside R013: Aeronautical adventure R013: inside
3 R011: Mechanical butler R011: inside R012: Peruvian llama R012: inside
4 R027: Soviet tractor driver R027: inside R028: Medieval beekeeper R028: inside
5 R046: Skulking hyena R046: inside R047: Court magician R047: inside
6 R049: Bactrian camel R049: inside R054: Best friend/worst nightmare R054: inside
7 R001: Sea serpent eggs (inside: Presumably, the person who gave you this card says Happy Birthday! too.) R015: Riotous celebration (inside: Whatever. As long as you enjoy yours.) R007: Dogfish R016: A little bird told me (inside: Well, okay, a huge, skeletal, extinct, flightless bird.)
8 R055: Cake Inside: I m hoping there will be cake. P.S. Happy Birthday. R031: Cage-free birthday Inside: You can always go back in afterwards. R002: Fabulous birthday gift R002: inside
9 R008: Rhinoceros Inside: Happy Birthday! (Assuming you go in for that sort of thing.) R010: Trapped in a jar R010: inside
10 R059: Pursued by a bear R059: Inside R058: Please don t hurt me Inside: Please don t hurt me. R037: Cryptographic greetings Inside: FIGEY WICSY GERRI ZIVFI XSSGE VIJYP [Because you can never be too careful.]
11 R003: Ziggurat R003: Inside R018: Adjacent gargoyle R018: Inside
12 R062: Prime anniversary Inside: Indivisible! R026: The learned ape Inside: But that would just embarrass both of us. R020: Snakebite R020: inside
13 R009: Condolences R009: inside R051: Reliably informed. Inside: Somehow this pleases me. R023: Good-bye Inside: But at least neither of us is dead.
14 R029: Reckless abandon R029: inside R044: Desert wastes R044: inside
15 R057: Going extinct R057: inside R056: Lemur R056: inside
16 R065: Trapped in an asylum R065: inside R061: Otherwise engaged R061: inside
17 T001: Walled city T001: inside T002: Misbegotten sea creature T002: inside
18 T003: Tasty birdseed T003: inside T004: Table scraps T004: inside
19 T006: Baby minder T006: inside T007: Garbage man T007: inside
20 T008: Contemplating eternity T008: inside R064: Remodeling R064: inside
21 R019: Heroic quest R019: inside R045: Clockwork rabbit R045: inside
22 V003: Taste in carrion V003: inside V002: Swine fever V002: inside
23 R014: Criminal mischief R014: inside N002: Raised by wolves Inside: Looking back, I m glad you didn t leave me to be raised by wolves. N001: Skeletal warriors Inside: Unless you object to how commercial the holiday has become.
24 R050: Random greetings R050: back (blank inside) R034: Canine greetings Inside: *Wag* *Wag* *Sniff* *Sniff* R035: Feline greetings Inside: Never mind. I'll get back to you when I actually want something.
25 R063: Legal greetings R063: inside R025: Canned greetings R025: back (blank inside)
26 R038: Jurassic greetings Inside: Well, okay, Cretaceous. R039: Apocalyptic greetings Inside: For those days when the end of the world just cannot come soon enough. R032: Haiku greetings Inside: Horse-headed demon annoying neighbor, worse friend, not at all like you. R031: Barbaric greetings Inside: Because civilization is overrated.
27 R030A-C: Redacted Greetings Inside: Happy Birthday y R052: Scientific greetings Inside: Pending peer review, of course. K001: Beatitudes Inside: Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted.
28 F001: Unusual sensation F003: Gratitude (inside: blank F005: Grief S005: Multilingual thank you (inside: 26 more languages) S008: Celtic thank you S003: No excuse (inside: except stupidity)
29 P013: End of the world P014: Swallow a live toad P024: Life P018: Feminism P015: Early rising P003: Cheer up! P012: Cask of wine P010: Drink and be merry P017: Calm despair
30 A005: To win back my youth A002: Drink wine A008: If you have no trouble A030: Men and dogs A029: Friendship A047: Happiness A009: Never do anything standing A066: A room without books A038: Light at the end of the tunnel
31 A013: A book is like a garden A015: He that plants a tree A056: No friend like a sister A052: Bookstores A053: Horrible examples A044: One damned thing after another A010: Choose thy friends A059: Look any man in the eye
32 A075: Too fond of books A026: If you can t be good A042: Friends A058: Priorities A048: Fatherhood A071: When I get a little money A060: Without music A080: The real purpose of books A087: Pleasure of a dog
Archelaus Price List Wholesale buyers receive a 50% discount from the suggested retail price. Archelaus cards are sold wholesale by the half-dozen. Holiday cards are also available in boxes of eight. retail price wholesale price retail price wholesale series per card per half-dozen per box per box A 3.50 10.50 C 0.75 2.25 D 0.75 2.25 F 2.95 8.85 K 3.50 10.50 N 3.50 10.50 P 3.50 10.50 Q 0.75 2.25 R 3.50 10.50 S 2.95 8.85 T 3.50 10.50 V 3.50 10.50 X 3.50 10.50 14.95 7.47½ All individual cards (except postcards) come packaged together with their envelopes in sturdy plastic sleeves for effective retail display. Prices guaranteed until December 31, 2019. Typical Archelaus customers waiting eagerly in line to purchase their favorite cards.
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