Come Celebrate Squirrel Appreciation Day on Lily-Rose island, home of the God, Johnny Depp, and worship the beloved Jesus squirrel, Jimmy Sprinkles

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Come Celebrate Squirrel Appreciation Day on Lily-Rose island, home of the God, Johnny Depp, and worship the beloved Jesus squirrel, Jimmy Sprinkles on January 21!

How did Squirrel Appreciation Day come to be? Johnny Depp was walking aimlessly around Central Park one day. He was having an ice cream with quite a bit of sprinkles And was wandering around. He came across an injured baby squirrel. Johnny cared about squirrels because he's a good man, so he got a blanket and rescued the squirrel from the branches of a tree. Johnny nursed the squirrel back to health. It turned out that the squirrel particularly liked sprinkles so, Johnny named the squirrel Jimmy Sprinkles. Central Park Lily-Rose Island Johnny later went back to his private Island, Lily-Rose island (named after his daughter). He had grown fond of the squirrel so he came back with Johnny. Johnny introduced Jimmy Sprinkles to the indigenous people of his island that worshiped him as a god. Depp introduced the squirrel as his son. This lead the indigenous people to believe that Sprinkles was a Jesus figure. Johnny went off to film another movie and left his son, Jimmy, with the indigenous people. The squirrel amazed the islanders. They were in awe as they watched their savior leap from tree to tree eating things it probably shouldn t. Every night Jimmy Sprinkles curled up in a blanket in the middle of the forest after eating a nice meal of sprinkles. While Jimmy slept peacefully, the natives gathered round and prayed to the squirrel, thanking him for the joy he brought to their people. This is a painting painted by one of the islanders on Squirrel Appreciation day 2014 Actual picture of Jimmy Sprinkles! Jimmy was presumed dead after eating what was thought to be a poisonous berry on January 18, 2007. However, he woke on the 29, before his burial. It turns out he had been in a coma because he wasn t used to the strange food. The islanders were elated that their savior hadn t died, so they had a festival. Every year they have a day long festival in celebration. The annual festival takes place on January 21 and is known today as Squirrel Appreciation day. For the two year anniversary, Johnny Depp dressed up as a squirrel at comic con in honor of Jimmy Sprinkles. Sadly, Jimmy Sprinkles passed away in 2011 at the assumed age of five. Last year the 10 year anniversary of Squirrel Appreciation Day was celebrated with a four day celebration. Squirrel Appreciation Day is celebrated to this day. Johnny Depp

How do we celebrate Squirrel Appreciation Day? Festivities for Squirrel Appreciation day kick off with a feast. The feast of Jimmy Sprinkles. Over the years this feast has acquired many dishes but originally started as an ice cream party. There must be at least 5 different flavors of ice cream available (any kind will do, however the flavors for the island s feast have gotten more extravagant as the years have gone on.) The menu also includes chocolate syrup, caramel, cherries, waffle cones, various candies, and of course, lots and lots of sprinkles. After everyone has eaten to their heart s content, they settle down around the bonfire. The islanders will tell their favorite stories (usually centered around their beloved squirrel friend) while watching the flames dance. (Many of these stories have been compiled in The Book of Squirrel that you can read from if celebrating.) This time allows peoples stomachs to settle as they prepare for the next festivity. The Dance of the Flying Squirrel. The dance is newly choreographed each year, so there is no specific way to perform the dance. The dance recreates the story of Jimmy Sprinkles. They replicate the squirrels movements with fantastic leaps and twirls. Dancers begin preparing their dance mid-october each year, so it is perfect by the time the festival comes around. After the dance, those who opted out of the dance begin their part in honoring the divine squirrel. They sew. A circle of sewing is made around the dwindling embers of the bonfire. The centerpiece of the sewers work is the quilt. The quilt usually depicts a story but can also be made to be a mural. Clothes and other accessories are also made. The quilt and clothing items are then brought to Jimmy Sprinkles or hung on the wall in honor. Before going to sleep, those celebrating gather around Jimmy Sprinkles or just together to thank the squirrel for the feast and the joyous activities. Celebrators then either go to bed or sing a song of thanks before going off to sleep. Please note: The steps can be modified for a smaller or a larger group of people. It s not uncommon for one s ice cream to be completely covered in sprinkles during the feast The bonfire usually takes place on the beach for islanders say the squirrel likes to listen to the waves The quilt made of Jimmy Sprinkles in 2010

How does Squirrel Appreciation Day compare to its commercial rival, Houseplant Appreciation day? Just as Hanukkah competes with Christmas for commercial dominance, Squirrel Appreciation Day competes with Houseplant Appreciation Day. But how are these holidays different? How are they similar? Of course these holidays are celebrating two different things, but they are different in many other ways as well. Squirrel Appreciation Day is celebrated mainly on Lily-Rose Island, even though it is gaining popularity elsewhere. In contrast, Houseplant Appreciation Day can be celebrated in anyone s home with little to no planning or supplies needed to celebrate. Squirrel Appreciation Day has eight steps taken to create the festival that takes place every January 21, while Houseplant Appreciation Day is just a day that you re extra nice to your houseplant, much like mother s day or father s day. Not only is how you celebrate different, but how they came to be are completely contrasting circumstances. Houseplant Appreciation Day was created because someone felt bad for their friend s dehydrated houseplant. They decided to create the holiday to trick their friend into showing the plant some love and eventually made it more widespread. While Squirrel Appreciation Day worships a divine Squirrel that was resurrected (to find out more see page two). These two holidays could not be more different. The holidays differ for many obvious reasons, but they also have some similar qualities. Fist off, they both celebrate something that has been underappreciated for too long. Squirrels are often ignored, as are houseplants. These holidays also had a hard time being recognized as holidays, mainly in the U.S. Many rejected Squirrel Appreciation Day s resurrecting Squirrel and called it a myth. While others called Houseplant Appreciation Day a useless holiday because any good houseplant owner should water their houseplant anyway. Despite the harsh criticism, both holidays are managing to be up-and-coming holidays that more and more people are beginning to celebrate. Both holidays are lesser-known, but are becoming more commonly celebrated. There may be many stark contrasts between these holidays, but they still manage to have similar qualities. Squirrel Appreciation Day and Houseplant Appreciation Day are two very different holidays that are managing to become relevant in today s world.

How has Squirrel Appreciation Day affected the island? As you can see in the graph, the holiday has greatly increased the number of flights (and therefore tourism) to the small island. Fun Fact: Squirrel Appreciation Day 2018 is rumored to have had almost 50 planes full of passengers in attendance!

Only $20 using code SPRINKLES! Want to hear more stories of Jimmy Sprinkles? You re in luck! The Book of Squirrel has all the stories of the resurrecting squirrel! Available for purchase at www.bookofsquirrel.com! The Book of Squirrel

Thinking of celebrating Squirrel Appreciation Day 2019, now that you know what it s all about? Great! We look forward to seeing you on Lily-Rose or seeing pictures you can send to us on Instagram and Twitter! @squirrelappreciationdayofficial @squirrelappreciationday