MAY 2018 Helderberg Branch Chairman: Chris Marshall 073 2201443 POSTNET SUITE #300, PRIVATE BAG X15, SOMERSET WEST 7129. Secretary: Lorna Marshall(minutes), Annatjie Visser ( name tags/membership data base), Gerry Hogg(name tags/membership subs) Treasurer: Annatjie Visser 021 851 1673 EFTs: Standard Bank 051 001 Savings Account 036 576 859- Helderberg SAARP Club Speakers: Sally Brownie 021 850 2169 Catering: Pam Rosenkrantz 073 473 2616 Outings: David Boucher 021 850 2293 & Penny West 073 921 8109 Hello Everyone, WOW! What a turn out at our meeting on the 23 rd April! Huberta was the attraction quite the HIPPO! 13 visitors potential new members were welcomed by Chris. Jean Marx-Engelbrecht was very grateful for the support from our club with the launch of her 2 nd book! Calling all potential writers to participate in our News Letter being READERS POST just submit by email a short anecdote or a snap shot of your journey that might be inspirational or of interest to our members by the 11 th June for our news letter to sally@saarp.org.za Look out for ARM CHAIR TRAVEL in our News Letter Connie Batchelor will debut with our outing to Alpaca Farm in Paarl. Enjoy the read! Sally Brownie editor/compiler
FOR STARTERS... The only thing that stands between a person and what they want from life is often the Will to try it and the Faith to believe it s possible FAITH = FULL ASSURANCE IN THE HEART. OF INTEREST A white child, she was born in Namibia to French wildlife photographer parents, and grew up in Africa. Tippi spent her whole childhood playing with wild animals including lion cubs, a mongoose, a snake, a cheetah, baby zebra, giraffes and crocodiles.
The little girl saw nothing unusual about her company: I don't have friends here. Because I never see children. So the animals are my friends, she once said. Tippi is now 23 years old, and the only child to wildlife photographer parents Sylvie Robert and Alain Degre, who published her photos in a book called "Tippi of Africa".. CLUB NEWS
PARTY TIME!! 17 TH SEPTEMBER MAD HATTERS TEA! PRIZES FOR YOUR CREATIVE HAT! YOU MUST BE IN YOUR HAT TO WIN! IMPORTANT! SASSA The South Africa Social Security Agency (SASSA) SASSA wishes to inform beneficiaries that the new card has already been manufactured and it will be distributed accordingly from May 2018. The new card, which will be issued by the South African Post Office and SASSA, replaces the old card and will be used for payment and withdrawal of social grants as from May 2018. Customer care department on 0800601011 GUEST SPEAKER Our guest for 28 th May is Cherise Viljoen a senior Horticulturist at Kirstenbosch Botanical Garden as well as part of the Kirstenbosch stand s Chelsea flower show team three times. She has a Degree in Horticulture from Cape Peninsula University of Technology (CPUT) and is currently studying for her Masters. FORTHCOMING EVENTS
30 TH MAY OUTING BAXTER THEATRE! ONE AND A/HALF TENORS! COST:R170.00 P.P. PAYMENT TO BE MADE AT 28 TH MAY MEETING. Lunch at your own expense at Cavendish Gardens. The Majestic bus leaves at 0900 SHARP from the Library car park Somerset West. DATES TO REMEMBER 28 th MAY MEETING. 30 TH MAY BAXTER THEATRE. 17 TH SEPTEMBER MAD HATTERS TEA PARTY! 5 TH DECEMBER CHRISTMAS LUNCH. SNAP SHOT LOOK OUT NEXT MONTH. READERS POST LOOK OUT NEXT MONTH
Warm wishes to you all! Have a really happy day! GET WELL SOON We wish those of you who feel poorly, a speedy recovery. NEWCOMERS A very warm welcome goes out to you. May you have very many years of friendship & happiness at SAARP HELDERBERG SOCIAL CLUB!
REUSE,RECYCLE,REFUSE! Recycling - What else can I do? Choose longer life, energy-efficient, refillable and rechargeable products. Practice saying 'no thank you' when offered a bag or product you don't need. Buy, and use refills wherever and whenever you can. Buy recycled products wherever you can (check the labels). Local schools often use old catalogues, magazines etc. If you think something you have bought is over packaged, write to the manufacturer and ask why! How much waste do you produce, weekly? Set a target to reduce. If you have to throw something away, squash it as small as you can. Remember, if it takes up less space in your bin, it will take up less space in the landfill site. WATER IS PRECIOUS! SAVE! SAVE! SAVE! WHAT IS YOUR WATER FOOTPRINT LIKE?? CAT Close a Tap! Twitter The Cape eagle owl (Gevelkte ooruil) Call; V o-vo-hoo (Loud descending to mellow hoot). Uncommon to rare. Owls have been designed, by almighty God, for night flight having both very large eyes that give them very good night sight and specially designed feathers for almost silent flight, both are necessary for night hunting of prey. There are a number of myths and old wives tales and superstitious witchcraft pertaining to owls. Unfortunately some attach God like characteristics to these birds. When all they are doing is calling for a mate or to a mate.
ARM CHAIR TRAVEL IT S ALL IN THE MIND! IMAGINATION We, who live here, are very lucky to be citizens of this great African nation. ALL ABOARD A shout from somewhere at the back of the bus Were off! Our driver Johan from Majestic Tours drove us safely through to our destination The Alpaca Loom in Paarl. Everyone savoured the magnificent outing; Rolling estates into the mountains, covering the land like a blanket of shades of green in Summer, and in Winter take on a different mantle of autumn orange and dark plum colours all the way to the Alpaca Loom Farm and Spice Route. Weather wise we could not have had a more perfect day we were so blessed. We received a warm welcome and were ushered into a large work-room and shop. Although we did not see the spinning of the wool, it was interesting to watch the weavers at work( one with her sleeping baby tied on her back.) Shawls, beanies and garments woven in different designs, mostly in soft hues of the animals wool.
We then relaxed on the broad balcony and were treated to lovely vistas, a short talk about different wools (we could feel the samples)while enjoying being served fresh muffins and coffee or tea (a joke later was that perhaps the Alpaca droppings were dried and grounded for a unique coffee!?) I revelled in feeding the friendly Alpacas. Their fur is incredibly soft. I bought a bag of fur and some wool and love digging my hands into the fur in the bag. For overseas tourists, prices reasonable-for South Africans; rather pricey but one has the joy of buying South African local is lekker! The owner Dietmar Keil, the enthusiastic owner told us a heart-warming story of leaving Namibia to come here to care for his grandmother. He and his German-born wife Kerstin started with a only a few and now have more than 350! One can feel their love for the animals, which the Alpacas reciprocate. A soft humming sound is one way of their ability to communicate and they are as inquisitive of their guests as they are of them. They are related to the camel family, and having had a special encounter with a camel endeared me even more to the beautiful creatures. Next stop was the sprawling Spice Route complex of old Cape Dutch and new architecture. Elegant lawns-some artificial, ancient and younger trees and lovely landscaping. Our group split up to do their own investigating of the Brewery, Chocolate factory you just cannot resist- even a Grappa distillery. All exhausted spiritually and mentally refreshed we arrived home safely thanks to Johan for his consideration and caring shown to all our gratitude! To David for organizing our outing we are grateful to be members of SAARP Thank you Connie for your contribution and to those who could not make this outing we hope you enjoyed the written version! LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE Paddy was in New York. He stands patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy pedestrian-crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted Okay,
pedestrians. Then he d allow the traffic to pass. He d done this several times and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk. After the cop had shouted Pedestrians! for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across? A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do?"let's have a look at him." says the vet. So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down." "Just because he's cross-eyed?" asks the man. "No, because he's really heavy," says the vet. Dolly Parton and the Queen, were at the pearly gates. Dolly was asked what do you have that will let you in? She promptly lifted her blouse, and showed her two greatest assets! Before her turn, the Queen asked to go to the loo. She did her thing and flushed the toilet. She was immediately ushered through the gates, to the indignation of Dolly. St Peter explained Dolly, a Royal Flush, always wins over a pair of two s! DINTJIES EN DANTJIES FREE!!! Deliveries? William will even deliver a banana! Support local business, it s The Right Thing to do! phone 021 8525892 for more information. Dominee: Gatiep, hoeveel vroue dink jy moet n man he? Gatiep: Sestien. Dominee Dominee: Hoekom sestien? Gatiep: 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better, & 4 worse!
As jy kos in die yskas het, klere aan jou lyf, n dak oor you kop is jy ryker as 75% van alle mense op aarde. WITTERBROOD Die vakansie wat n man neem voor hy vir n nuwe baas begin werk. BABA n Soort engel waarvan die vierke korter word namete die bene langer word. KORTPAD npad waarop jy niemand kan kry om jou te se waar jy is nie. GEDULD is die vermoe om jou engine te laat idle terwyl jy voel jy wil jou gears strip. Johnny asks his mother Why are wedding dresses white? She replies Son this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure. The son goes off to double check this with his dad. He looks at his son in surprise and says : Son, all household appliances come in white. COMPUTER HUMOUR In the e-readers section of her favourite book shop an elderly
lady was being shown the benefits of a kindle. Finally she wait until it responded, er much as I m tempted, I think I ll comes out in paperback. PARTING SHOT I m Fine There s nothing whatever the matter with me. I m just as healthy as can be. I have arthritis in both my knees. And when I talk, I talk with a wheeze. My hearing is poor, my sight is dim. Most everything seems to be out of trim. But I m awfully well for the shape I m in. LAST WORD
Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things. Keep on keeping on! Sally & Chris See you on 28 th May.