BRISBANE NORTHSIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

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1 BRISBANE NORTHSIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS Website: HASH TRASH It is a truth universally acknowledged that the hash trash never lies. What you are about to read either has happened, is happening now, or will happen at some time in the future. Or nearly, anyway. GRAND MASTER Murrumba Downs ASSISTANT RA Kallangur Pounda RELIGIOUS ADVISER Petrie Cheesecake HASH HABERDASH Bribie Island Chunda Kuntree Girl HASH CASH Kedron Boxy HASH TRASH & FLASH Windsor Semen Stains & Christopher Cum Semen HARE RAISER Brighton HASH BOOZE Beachmere Smooth Ride HASH ELDER Chermside FIGJAM SONG MISTRESS Aspley To & From Flower Your committee are located throughout the northern suburbs. We are more than happy to take delivery of, or collect, the plates and cutlery if the holder can t make it to the next run. RUN NO: 2046DATE: 25/09/2017 HARE: Flower & To&From LOCATION: Bridgeman Downs Flowers tatties were delightful but all the fellas know that already. Flower was inundated with early arrivers, school hols alleviating much of the usual traffic. The remainder dawdled in and at 6.30pm Flower called them to the footpath. Take your torches and follow the trail, sounds simple enough. Your scribe has struggled to fill this section with witicisms as she did only a letterbox this time, but that was delightful. GM Pounda called the Hares, To and From and Flower. Wheelbarrow gave the run report. It was pretty good, good that you put an obstacle in for GM Pounda to trip over and the snakes livened things up. The regroups worked to keep the runners together. Score: /19 Wrong Way gave the walk report.

2 Walk was very pleasant, very well marked and the paths were nice and wide for them. Except for the cobwebs with the big spider. Score: 5/10 Calendar Girl gave the Letterbox report. She walked security for the two invalids, it was very pleasant, not well marked but we found our way back. Score: 8/10 Total: /39 They ought to be publically pissed on RELIGIOUS ARTICLES: Large appendage Flower retrieved it from her bedroom and got to keep it because she forgot she had it, took too long to find it and had nobody in mind to get it. She s the meanest Small appendage Wheelbarrow was tossing up between giving it to GM Pounda for falling over, or To and From for setting the GM trap, but awarded it to Pickpocket for furniture abuse. He kicked a chair over the Manly downturn. Drink, drink, drink your piss Vagina Brush Heartstarter not present Dick Measure Paddle Ned not present Scrubber Shirt Calendar Girl thought it was still at the GM s house, but he s brought it in for her. He s rolled it into a small ball, put it in a bag with his sweatiest jocks and handed it back to her for another week. She s a Harriett and she s alright Suck, swallow, breath, repeat CHARGES: GM Pounda called Boxy and The Semens forward for being returnees. B1 was also called forward. Oh where, oh where, oh was you last week B1 had his 10 th run tonight, and so was called back into the circle for another lemonade. He is our B1, our only B1 To and From and Wrong Way were called into the circle by GM Pounda for Hash gear abuse, leaving it behind. They re stupid, they re stupid Semen Stains charged RA Chunda for being obsessed with her crutch, or rather her three crutches. He wanks his crank in the morning Wheelbarrow asked if the GM is charged for taking a tumble or the Hare for setting the trap? And for encouraging snakes onto the trail? Hare To and From was called to answer. He s the meanest Christopher Cum Semen charged Semen Stains for ripping off French railways by taking a senior s discount for a rail ticket and because an American GI in Seoul commented on her nice rack, not realising that she spoke English and in a true Harriett style she proceeded to chat him up. GM Pounda added to the charge for travelling half way across the world to do a run and then injuring herself and not finishing it. (Note 27km is not nothing and the Medoc Marathon was originally a Hash event until taken over by the local Chateaux owners.) RA Chunda reversed the charge to CCS but he was driving and passed it right on back to SS.

3 Build a bonfire, build a bonfire, put a Yankee on the top RA Chunda charged Ten Fingers because he was looking for a charge, anything for a bit of attention from the Songmistress. Masturbation, he likes masturbation ANNOUNCEMENTS Name of the week: Flower Flower explained that her name is not because she s laid all over Brisbane every week, not because she likes to souvenir a flower on the run, and definitely nothing to do with any white powdery substances to be inhaled! She was named Flower by the sailing fraternity in Port Moresby, because out on the water one day, she had to correct the technique of a testosterone filled, pus-bag, gorilla of a man. Having worked in the UK where a person was commonly called Flower as a term of endearment, in her nervousness she inadvertently called the aforementioned gorilla Flower. Well, news made it back to Hash, as news tend to do and when the time came to name her, it could be nothing else. Upcoming Events details on the website Golf Day, Tour de Bribie, Widgie Wander and BNH3 Camping Weekend. NEXT WEEK S RUN #2047 GM Pounda and Beat-a-root, 5 Calvert Close, Murrumba Downs. Possibly the highest scored run this year! Thanks to the Hares for filling in and setting a great run and serving up scrummy kai. PHOTOS ON THE LAST 2 PAGES..

4 The Evidence An excellent route Proof the GM kept moving even after his half-pike triple turn The Hares Flower and To and From

5 A memorable montage of Monday s menagerie of miscreants Congratulations B1 on your 10 th run! On on young man.